Cap'n CrunchEquity

Our friends at D3 came to us and said “Do you like cereal?” Absolutely. It’s America’s favorite dinner. They said “How about Cap’n Crunch?” Of course, he’s a dreamboat. Then they said “He wants a total makeover.” Gentlefolk, you came to the right place.

After we changed our pants, we dove into that bowl of crunchy goodness headfirst. And then we ate the hell out of it.